|Cutting It Close|
|Season 2, episode 1|
|Air date||October 14, 1988|
|Previous||D.J. Tanner's Day Off|
|Next||Tanner vs. Gibbler|
As Joey holds Michelle, he tells the family that she is ready to give it another go; namely, another game of "Ring Around the Rosie", and understanding that "We all fall down", the last line in the song, means exactly that—and in this case, it means sitting down on the floor. They all groan at this and walk away, not believing or even wanting to believe him, and Stephanie says that she is just going to misunderstand that last line again, but Joey assures her that he and Michelle have worked on that line pretty much the entire day, and that Michelle has it down this time, so they proceed with the game and the song. But upon singing the last line, Michelle is still standing, confirming Stephanie's fears and leading D.J. to say that she has a real mean streak, so it is clear that Michelle has a lot more comprehending and practicing to do regarding that last line.
Stephanie is playing the pretend game of "hairdresser" when she accidentally cuts a chunk of Jesse's hair off, forcing him to go to his professional hairdresser, Alejandro. Heading back home, Jesse was too upset to see a road sign that says "severe tire damage" while riding his Harley, resulting in a crash which totals the bike and breaks both his arms; disabling his ability to move them and thus causing him to have trouble doing things such as dressing, undressing, getting in and out of bed, brushing his teeth, shaving, stamping envelopes, playing his music, and even making himself breakfast, lunch, and even dinner. Stephanie feels responsible for Jesse's accident, and it takes the combined efforts of her dad Danny, her older sister D.J., and the rest of the Tanner household, to persuade her otherwise.
The theme song intro for this episode contains a lot of footage from season one because executive producer Jeff Franklin did not want to give away that Jesse would be getting his hair cut.
Stephanie does not actually cut Jesse's hair; she cuts a mullet wig instead.
- The last episode to use the season one intro
- The first episode in which Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen (Michelle) are credited with the rest of the cast
- The last episode where Jesse has long hair
- The first episode to use the new electric guitar-backed theme song (which would be used until the end of the series)
- The only episode to feature Danny and Michelle napping in a rocking chair in her room in the opening; this would normally be seen in the closing for this season and the next
- The first episode to open with a teaser
- In all the scenes where the family helps Jesse with his basic chores, the Beatles' 1965 song "Help!" plays throughout; it was the title song for both their film and its soundtrack album, and was a number-one hit for three weeks
- The second episode where Stephanie's full name is addressed; the first being "Sisterly Love"
When Danny takes the bib off Michelle and then puts it on Jesse, they pan to a shot of Michelle, and she still has the pink bib around her neck.
[In the teaser, in the living room, Joey holds Michelle, hoping she understands the "We all fall down" line of "Ring Around the Rosie" after practicing it with her all day long.]
Joey: Trust me, Michelle, you are ready. OK, come on down, guys! Everybody come on out to the living room! Hurry up! We're gonna do this right now! Hurry up! We're gonna do this right now!
[Danny and Jesse come downstairs, while D.J. and Stephanie emerge from the kitchen.]
Danny: What is it? OK, what?
Joey: Michelle is ready for another try. [They all groan at this and walk away, but Joey's not gonna have any of it.] Freeze! [They do.]
Stephanie: She's gonna do it to us again.
Joey: No, she won't. I've been working with her all day. Believe me, the kid is psyched.
Jesse: OK, let's give the little ankle-biter one more try. Come on everybody, hold hands.
[They do, and get in the usual circle formation, per the game's rules.]
Joey: Here we go. Come on, Michelle!
All: [singing] Ring around the Rosie/A pocket full of posies/Ashes, ashes/We all fall down! [They're all sitting down on the floor....except Michelle, who sticks her tongue out.]
Stephanie: She did it again.
D.J.: The kid's got a real mean streak.
Danny: Am I interrupting something?
Jesse: I don’t wanna talk about it right now. I’d leave, but I can’t reach the gate hook.
Danny: Jesse, there is nothing you can do about your arms. But there is something you can do about Stephanie.
Jesse: What are you talking about?
Danny: Steph is scared to death to go near you. She’s afraid she’s gonna hurt you again.
Jesse: Well, tell the little rug rat she’s wacko.
Danny: (a little angry) I think you should tell the little rug rat she’s wacko. (Jesse looks at him, while Danny changes his tone to sound more calm) In maybe a... nicer way.
Jesse: You’re right.