|Season 3, episode 23|
|Air date||April 27, 1990|
|Writer(s)||Tony DiMarco & David Ketchum|
|Previous||Three Men and Another Baby|
|Next||Our Very First Telethon|
In his room, Jesse is busy strumming away at his guitar, when Michelle enters, wanting to play a game with him. He decides to play his "laughing game", where one has to make the other laugh (she has to make him laugh, he has to make her laugh, and vice versa) and whoever laughs first loses. They then play another game where they make hideous faces at each other, and he's able to replicate the one where she sticks her tongue out while grasping both sides of her lip.
Joey and Danny remember that the fraternity burned Danny's fraternity jacket when Danny messed up and unintentionally allowed a sorority, Lambda Tau Delta, to steal a stuffed seal that was Chi Sigma Sigma's mascot. The Lambda Tau Delta girls had tackled Danny to the ground and taken the seal. Since the Lambda Tau Delta girls are also having a reunion, Joey and Danny see an opportunity to get the seal back from them.
When Jesse comes home, he is not in a good mood. Riding home on his motorcycle, he had to put up with smog from the back of a bus, a construction worker's jackhammer, a pit bull chewing on his boot, and a punk kid spray-painting graffiti on his jacket and helmet. He realizes that he could use a ride in the wilderness, where it is nice and quiet – somewhat.
In the living room, D.J. and Kimmy Gibbler are watching the news as part of their homework, when Kimmy decides to watch the "Top 10 Video Countdown" instead. She comes up with a plan: they can take the living room TV upstairs and put it next to the TV in D.J. and Stephanie's room, so they can watch two TVs at the exact same time. However, they accidentally break the TV while trying to take it upstairs, and Danny tells them that they are not allowed to see each other for three weeks. D.J. is upset with this punishment, and criticizes Danny for trying to break up their friendship. However, he doesn't even know why they are friends as they have nothing in common, before sending D.J. upstairs, not knowing that Stephanie is behind him, translating his speech into sign language. Afterwards, Stephanie remarks, "Well, I guess we showed her!"
Later, Danny and Joey head off to the reunion while D.J. stays home to watch Stephanie and Michelle. The older girls play a game using the "Cup Song" (which garners applause by the studio audience), and Michelle is anxious to learn it. However, as she is explaining the rhythm (see Quotes), D.J. decides that it is too complex and too complicated for Michelle to learn (given her very young age), so she decides to teach her something simpler instead, such as the patty-cake rhyme. But before she can do that, Danny asks her to get dinner ready for all three of them as he and Joey depart, and D.J. decides to teach Michelle later, and "pinky swears" to do that for good measure.
In their attempt to get the seal back, Danny and Joey disguise themselves as women so they can get in to take the seal. However, their attempt fails, and when Joey's wig falls off during a game of limbo, the jig is up. The gaffe is taken advantage of and they are put in jail by a former Lambda Tau Delta member who is now a cop, who actually cuffed Joey's left hand to Danny's right.
Back home, while she is teaching "patty-cake" to Michelle as she promised via the "pinky swear", D.J. gets a phone call from Danny at the jail, and tells her to send either Becky or his mother Claire to bail them out. D.J. can't find Claire or Becky, so she gets Kimmy to come over to babysit Stephanie and Michelle while D.J. heads to the Powell Street jail, and hears that the Lambda Tau Delta girls have voted to release Danny and Joey. While they both wait, the prisoners entertain them with "New York, New York", which elicits applause from both guys (as well as the audience).
At home, Danny is grateful to Kimmy for coming over to babysit (and teach Michelle "patty-cake", which elicits applause from the younger girls and the audience) while D.J. was gone, so he takes a week off of her banishment from the house. Of course, they're all surprised at his and Joey's return. So much so, Michelle remarks, "Daddy's a girl!", and Stephanie corrects her, "No..he's a woman!", and Kimmy adds, "An ugly woman!" (all of which elicit laughter from the audience). Danny thanks Kimmy for her help before he sends the two younger girls up to bed, with Stephanie hugging Kimmy before she goes upstairs, remarking, "I can't believe I hugged Kimmy Gibbler. Dad and Joey are in dresses." Michelle can only muster, "What a day!", as Stephanie takes her upstairs. The guys talk about the night's events, and even look at themselves in the mirror and laugh at themselves. Danny even remarks that Joey could be his equivalent to Kimmy.
Later that night, with both guys back in normal clothing, Jesse comes home from his bike ride in the woods and is not a happy camper... and he means that literally. He rode his bike into a swamp after he was spooked by a snake (or a snake-like twig, as he said). Then... he notices the pearl earring in Danny's ear, a sign of the night's events. He decides to go wash up (per Danny), saying that he has had a strange day (as Jeff Franklin's EP credit appears), though Danny's and Joey's may have been even stranger. And he heads off to do just that (as Thomas L. Miller and Robert L. Boyett's EP credits appear).
[D.J. and Stephanie demonstrate the Cup Game to Michelle, and after one round, the audience cheers and applauds.]
- Michelle: How do you do that?
- D.J.: [counting out the taps while demonstrating] Well, you go, "Clap, clap, 1-2-3, clap, 1"...why don't I teach you "Patty Cake" instead?
- Michelle: OK, I hope it's fun.
- Danny: D.J., shouldn't you be getting dinner ready?
- D.J.: [to Danny] Oh. Right now, Dad. [to Michelle] I'll teach you "Patty Cake" later.
- Michelle: Pinky swear?
- D.J.: Pinky swear.
- Danny: I can explain it all in just four words: It's all Joey's fault!
- Danny: Jesse, were you attacked by a wild animal?
- Jesse: No, I got thrown off my bike. It got spooked by a snake. Well, actually, it was a snake-like twig.
- Joey: [to Danny]: It's up to you. Do you want to be fraternity dud or fraternity stud?
- Prisoner: [to Danny]: Danny? I think I know you. Aren't you Danny Tanner?
- Danny: That depends. Does that make you happy or sad?
- Prisoner: You're the host of "Wake Up, San Francisco." I love that show! You have a big following in prison!
- Danny: Really? Did you happen to catch my segment on Southwestern cooking last week?
- Prisoner: Loved it!
- Danny: Y'know, it's interesting, 'cause we don't like to make simulated cooking stuff. We really cook it on the stove.
[After D.J., Danny, and Joey all come home from the jail...]
- Jesse: [to Danny]: Is that a pearl earring you're wearing? [pauses] Is there anything you'd like to talk to me about?
- Danny: You don't want to know.
- Jesse: Oh, well. I'm going to go wash up. I've had kind of a strange day. Although yours might have been stranger.
- The last episode in which Lori Loughlin is not credited for the role of Rebecca
- The "cup game" that Stephanie and D.J. play one round of, and D.J. was about to teach Michelle, is also used in music, most notably in the song "Cups", which is a version of the 1931 Carter Family song "When I'm Gone", and recently popularized by singer/actress Anna Kendrick, in the movie Pitch Perfect