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Granny Tanny
Season 3, episode 5
Granny tanny
Air date October 20, 1989
Writer(s) Dennis Rinsler & Marc Warren
Director Bill Foster
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Granny Tanny is episode five in season three of Full House. It originally aired on October 20, 1989.

Opening Teaser

See #Quotes.

Synopsis

The episode begins with Michelle entering Jesse's room and saying that she climbed out of her crib all by herself, which shocks him (see Quotes). Upon hearing this news, he alerts Danny, who confirms that she is ready for her very own "big-girl bed", causing her to gasp and her mouth to drop open.

When Danny's mother Claire arrives for an extended visit, the family realizes that as a divorced woman with independent children, her recent retirement has left her feeling useless. To help her through this difficult time, Danny convinces everyone to act as if they can't function without her.

Leaving a few dirty dishes in the sink and allowing Claire to pick out a new bed for Michelle may seem relatively harmless, but the little plan backfires when Claire decides that she should move in permanently. Danny has a talk with Claire, and since there is nothing keeping her in the state of Washington anymore, he decides to help her search for an apartment near the Tanner house.

During Claire's visit, Michelle's crib is replaced with a new pencil bed for her, but all she wants to do is jump up and down on the new bed. She is initially thrilled about getting out of her crib and having a brand-new "big-girl bed," but when she gets scared of being without the crib, Jesse ends up having to sleep in the room with his "little Munchkin" to get her through the first night.

Meanwhile, across the hall in their room, D.J. and Stephanie are ready to get some shut-eye themselves. While D.J. combs Stephanie's hair, they talk about when Stephanie was sleeping in a crib (long before the series began), to which D.J. remarks that "Life is so easy when you're behind bars." Danny then comes in with the good news from above about Claire moving into an apartment near their house. They realize that even he was wrong to make them lie, and that they make sure he has learned his lesson. As he leaves, they remark about the usual hatred of his spring cleaning; D.J. about having to clean the grout behind the shower, and Stephanie about asking Santa to bring her a DustBuster, and the fact she actually got one from him. The three continue to babble about the importance of spring cleaning (as the studio audience applauds and the EP credits appear).

Guest star

Doris Roberts portrays Claire Tanner in this episode, replacing Alice Hirson. Roberts (1925–2016) is best known for playing Ray's mother on Everybody Loves Raymond (1996–2005).

Quotes

[Opening teaser: Stephanie is reading a book on her bed, when Michelle enters.]
Michelle: Stephie, help.
Stephanie: Tie your shoes again? This is getting old. You are gonna learn to tie your shoes all by yourself, okay?
Michelle: All right.
Stephanie: Now, pay very close attention. [cut to a close-up shot] First, the rabbit crosses the stream. Like that. And then, he goes over the log and around the tree and through the hole and voila, you've got rabbit ears. Now, can you get the other one tied?
Michelle: No problem. Joey, help.
Stephanie: Kids today. They have it way too easy.


[Michelle enters Jesse's room as he's still asleep under his blanket.]
Michelle: Good morning. [He still doesn't respond, so she uses one of his catchphrases...] Look alive!
Jesse: Michelle, it's too early to be alive. What do you want?
Michelle: Grandma comes today.
Jesse: Yes, I know Grandma's comes today, thanks for the bulletin. Now get back to your crib and go back to sleep--Who let you outta your crib?
Michelle: I let me out.
Jesse: You mean, you climbed over the bars and jumped down all by yourself?
Michelle: You got it, dude.
Jesse: Jail break! Danny! Michelle, come here. Come here. Now, you know how it works in this house. If you wanna get out, stay there and scream until someone lets you out, capisce?
Michelle: No capisce. I'm a big girl.
Danny: [entering the room] It's Saturday morning.
Jesse: Don't tell me. Tell her. She climbed out of her crib all by herself.
Danny: You did? You know what this means, you little spider baby? You are ready for your very own big-girl bed.
[Her mouth drops wide open as she gasps at this news.]
Jesse: Your very own big-girl bed. Big-girl five. [She tries high-fiving him but misses his hand.] All right!
[Then, D.J. enters and announces that...]
D.J.: Grandma's cab just pulled up.
Danny: Grandma's here early! Let's go! [He, Jesse, and Michelle all head downstairs just as the doorbell rings.]


Claire: Now that I'm divorced and my kids have grown up and I'm retired, my life went from "get up and go" to "why get up".

Trivia

The first appearance of Michelle's pencil bed.

The first episode where the closing credits end with the cookout scene, with Michelle being given a hot dog and a kiss from Jesse, and then carried over to the table by Danny (from the opening).

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