|Happy New Year|
|Season 4, Episode 13|
|Air Date||December 28, 1990|
|Previous||Danny in Charge|
Surprisingly, the only person in the Tanner household without a date on New Year's Eve is Joey. Thus, Danny and Jesse send a tape of Joey to a dating service, and the result is a thrilling night on the town with the gorgeous Christine. After they usher in the New Year, will Joey and Christine feel the same way about each other in the cold light of day?
Later, when the clock strikes midnight, Stephanie quickly takes a bite out of an onion so that Rusty would not kiss her because of bad breath. Jesse and Becky share a kiss, as do Danny and Cindy along with Michelle and Comet, Joey and Christine, and finally D.J. and Ricky. Danny quickly separates D.J. and Ricky, and orders them to simply shake hands and say goodnight.
Stephanie then tells Rusty that she is ready for her kiss, excited that she will seek revenge on Rusty, but Rusty confesses that he was just messing with her. Stephanie then blows her stinky breath in Rusty's direction, and then kisses him! Rusty runs to his mom screaming.
Elsewhere, D.J and Kimmy throw a New Year's Eve party at Kimmy's house, planning to invite a small group of friends. However, they end up inviting 400 guests.
Rebecca: Well, you can't miss the big party down at the station.
Joey: Why? Is, uh, Danny gonna be Baby New Year again?
Danny: Not after that wicked diaper rash I got last year.
Joey: Hey, Deej, what happened with your party?
D.J.: Well, Kimmy's dad freaked out and sent everyone home.
Ricky: Yeah, just because a few extra guests showed up.
Joey: How many extra guests?
D.J.: The police estimated four hundred. (Ricky shrugs in agreement)
Stephanie (with onion breath): Ready for my kiss…
Rusty: Are you crazy!? You really think I would kiss you!? I just love torturing you.
Stephanie: Well in that case… (blows her onion breath in Rusty's direction) Hhhhappy New Year! (Stephanie kisses Rusty)