|My Left Foot and Right Foot|
|Season 8, episode 15|
|Air date||January 31, 1995|
|Previous||Super Bowl Fun Day|
When Michelle goes to get new shoes during a trip to the mall with her sisters, she is pleased when the salesman tells her that she has healthy feet. However, she grows worried, to the point of having an extreme nightmare, after being teased by D.J., Stephanie, and Kimmy Gibbler when they tell her that her feet will grow at an alarming rate; examples of this include D.J. telling her that after high school she'll be able to water-ski without skis, and Stephanie comparing Michelle's toes to the "little piggies going to market and stopping off at Sizzler on the way home" and even asking the salesman if there's a larger size version of an extremely large shoe she picked out for Michelle.
In Michelle's nightmare, she dreams that she has to go to clown school and that her feet won't stop growing, which alarms her. Joey insists that the family tickle Michelle's feet to keep them from growing larger. When the nightmare ends, she finds that her feet are giant again and starts screaming (see infobox photo and Trivia). Stephanie wakes her up and Michelle insists that her feet are still giant, but in reality they aren't; as Stephanie explains she was just eating cookies in bed. She assures her sister that she's fine, but Michelle insists she's not and is "a big foot freak".
Later, Danny explains to D.J. and Stephanie that teasing is not only hurtful, but it can blow things out of proportion for a little kid. D.J. and Stephanie apologize to Michelle. Danny explains how he was called "freckle-shins" because when he grew, his pants did not; so there was a huge gap between the socks and the bottom of the pants. Then Joey says that he was called "tow-head" (thinking it was "toe-head") as he says his head was shaped like a toe. To which Danny explains that "tow-headed" is an expression describing kids with blond hair, something the girls are also able to relate to.
Also, when everyone finds out that Michelle has been using shrink-wrap and a bucket of ice water in an effort to shrink her feet (per her friend Lisa's advice), D.J. and Stephanie are the first to discover this and are completely shocked (see Quotes).
Meanwhile, Jesse is shocked when Becky takes it upon herself to sing Nicky and Alex asleep. It was a ritual formed by Danny, Joey, and Jesse for Michelle, and now they are doing it for the twins. However, Becky cannot sing, so Jesse takes it upon himself to coach her when Danny and Joey express annoyance at her impeding on their fun. Becky is shocked when Jesse comes out with the truth, and Jesse learns something when he notices the twins asking her to sing to them.
[Upstairs in Stephanie and Michelle's room, Michelle is sitting on her bed, reading "The Children's Book of World Records" (see Trivia). Comet sits nearby.]
Michelle: Comet, this book has all the world records in it. Biggest head...biggest ears... here it is! Biggest feet! Oh no! [She shows Comet the picture.] That's what I'm gonna look like someday.
[And the picture also scares Comet to the point that he runs out of the room as Stephanie comes in.]
Stephanie: Hey, Michelle. [And that causes Michelle to quickly shut the book (and not just literally, either).] Hmm, Children's Book of World Records? Whatcha reading about?
Michelle: [trying to keep her feet issue a secret] Uh, the world's biggest.... tomato!
Stephanie: How big is it?
Michelle: Too big.
Stephanie: By now it's probably a case of ketchup/catsup!
Jesse: All right, boys. It's time to go to sleep. But first, we got a special treat for you.
Danny: Guys, we used to do this for Michelle when she was your age.
Joey: And the tradition continues. Lullabies: the next generation.
Jesse: All right, gentlemen. Start your vocal chords. [singing] Hello.
Jesse, Joey & Danny: [harmonizing] Hello.
[Michelle is soaking her feet in a bucket of ice water by her bed, as Lisa watches.]
Michelle: [shivering] Are they s-s-s-s-smaller?
Lisa: No, but they're bluer.
[D.J. and Stephanie enter the room and are completely shocked at what they see.]
D.J.: Michelle, what are you doing?
Stephanie: That's ice water.
Michelle: [shivering] D-d-d-d-duh.
D.J.: What are you doing, making a bunion Slurpee (see Trivia)? Get outta there.
Michelle: No, I'm not d-d-done.
[They all overlap each other, as D.J. lifts her out and Stephanie helps by holding Michelle's elbow. The older girls then keep a tight grip on her (Stephanie the hand, D.J. the rest of the body) to keep her from getting back in.]
D.J.: Yes, you are. You need to get out.
Stephanie: Michelle, get out of there.
D.J.: No, Michelle.
Stephanie: I can't believe you're gonna freeze your feet off!
D.J.: [loudly, as she points to Michelle's feet] Yeah! You're gonna freeze your feet off!
[Then Joey and Danny come in, hearing the commotion.]
Danny: [loudly] OK, OK, OK! [normal voice] Go to your neutral corners, please. [He separates them, and picks Michelle up and sets her on her bed.]
Joey: Oh, that's where all the ice went. I'm over here having a nice warm sarsaparilla [takes some ice out of the tub and puts it in his drink].
Stephanie: Dad, Michelle was soaking her feet in ice water. [Hearing that causes Joey to spit out his drink.]
- The episode title is a play on the 1989 film My Left Foot, which won two Academy Awards
- Michelle's phrase, "Children's Book of World Records", is probably a take on the Guinness Book of World Records
- The name of the bedtime song is "House at Pooh Corner" by Kenny Loggins
- Considered by Candace Cameron Bure and Jodie Sweetin to be their favorite episode of the series
- Stephanie's best friend Gia Mahan (Marla Sokoloff), was conspicuous by her absence in this episode – one of Gia's favorite things to do was tease Michelle about being short, and a little kid
- The fifth episode to have the teaser tied to the main plot; the others being: "13 Candles" (season 3), "Greek Week" (season 4 premiere), "A Very Tanner Christmas" (season 6), and "Arrest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
- Kimmy calling Michelle "Pauleen Bunion" is a reference to Paul Bunyan
- D.J. asking Michelle if she is "making a bunion Slurpee" by soaking her feet in ice water is a reference to the 7-Eleven slushy drink
- In this episode, Becky cannot sing and Jesse gives her lessons, but in "Our Very First Telethon" (season 3), Danny and Becky do a duet and she could sing well
- The harmonizing the guys do in the first scene (see Quotes) is similar to when they dressed up like The Three Stooges in the opening teaser in "It's Not My Job" (season 2)
- At the end of the credits, during the last still (Michelle screaming at her big feet while in bed during her nightmare [see Infobox]), when the instrumental theme song ends and prior to the Warner Bros. Television/Domestic Television Distribution logo(s), there's a sound byte of Michelle's scream