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Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Little Girl Gone?
Season 5, episode 4
Oh where oh where has my little girl gone
Air date October 8, 1991
Writer(s) Mark Fink
Director Joel Zwick
Previous Take My Sister, Please
Next The King and I

Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Little Girl Gone is episode four of season five on Full House. It originally aired on October 8, 1991.


Todd Mitchell, one of high school freshman D.J.'s schoolmates, is spreading a false rumor about D.J. being the worst kisser around school. It is Todd's way of getting even with D.J. for refusing to let him kiss her on the way home from the library. D.J. shows Kimmy a sympathy card that she got from Kathy Santoni, who, on the card, refers to the situation as a "mega crisis."

Later, under the guise of collecting dirty clothes to take downstairs to the laundry room, Danny goes upstairs to D.J.'s new room while she is not there, and he finds the card. The term "mega crisis" arouses Danny's curiosity, and he wants to know what D.J.'s mega crisis is. At a bowling alley, Danny is spending some time with D.J. when Kimmy shows up and takes her to the mall, where Todd is continuing to spread the rumor.

At home, Danny slips up and mentions "mega crisis," indicating to D.J. that he had seen the card. A furious D.J. believes that Danny's snooping was uncalled for, calling it an obvious invasion of her privacy and running upstairs. However, he responds that if he can invade Normandy (see Trivia and Quotes), he can invade her privacy if he wants to. After an argument, and after his semi-independent daughter calls him out for not following the new "rule #2" (Always knock before entering) as well as the still-used "rule #1" (Never touch her stuff), Danny apologizes for the snooping, and an apologetic D.J. explains that she did not mean to make him feel hurt. D.J. helps him realize that she is not a little girl anymore; she is growing up now, and is, of all things, a "young woman" (something she feels he's completely forgotten), and no longer needs his help with every problem she ever has anymore, because she can work out a lot of those problems on her own (such as the one from last time regarding her and Stephanie always remaining soulmates, sisters, and friends, despite the fact she has her own room now). D.J. assures Danny that if she ever has a problem that she can't handle, she will come to him with it, just like she always did when she was a kid. Danny says that he will be there for her. D.J. then tells Danny that at the mall, she and Kimmy confronted Todd. Kimmy got him in a headlock, and D.J. used a squirt bottle of mustard to force Todd to tell everyone the truth. Danny is amused by that, and he takes the opportunity to remark that mustard stains "are murder to get out" of clothes.

Meanwhile, Jesse and Joey are no longer in the advertising business because Jesse has decided to concentrate more on his music, and Joey has decided to concentrate more on his comedy. Jesse turns his and Joey's office, which used to be the garage and then Joey's bedroom, into a soundproof recording studio, and after the studio is finished, Jesse and Joey accidentally end up locked up in it. Michelle comes by to check it out, as well as his equipment and instruments. He entertains her with "ABC" from the Jackson 5 and "Respect" from Aretha Franklin.

And speaking of Michelle herself, her belongings, from her pencil bed (which takes the place of Stephanie's old bed) to her Barney the Bear wall hanging, are moved as she goes through the process of taking D.J.'s place as Stephanie's roommate, as Stephanie takes D.J.'s old bed, as well as the desk and chair right next to it. To alleviate the pain, Stephanie invites her into the Big Girls' Club, even going so far as to teach her its short, but simple, song and dance ("I'm a big girl, you're a big girl, yadda-yadda-yadda-yadda-ya"). Stephanie also somehow has to accept the hanging in her room, whether she likes it or not. At first, when she gets Michelle into the Big Girls' Club, the condition was that Barney the Bear had to go, likewise Michelle said that Mr. Bear had to go as well. Hearing the latter words, Stephanie is not too happy with that and is quick to put a stop to it, again mentioning that "Mr. Bear is not a toy. He's a member of the family." Michelle said that Barney "keeps the monsters away", to which Stephanie remarks that "there are no monsters" (not in the closet, and not even under their beds). Michelle adds if Mr. Bear stays, Barney stays as well, and Stephanie accepts. However, their remaining baby stuff (not mentioned) has to go. Initially, when Michelle brought Barney into her new room, Stephanie decided that it deserved to be in the closet, "so he can hibernate all winter". Michelle, not too happy with that, asks Danny to put Barney near her bed, and he does so. However, as always, the new roommate has just one rule to follow: Stephanie's the boss at all times, as she now takes the role of older sister in their room.


  • The episode title is a take on the nursery rhyme/song "Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone?" (originally titled "Der Deitcher's Dog")
  • The photo of D.J.'s younger self, as seen in the season four opening credits, is shown as she places it on the mantle and poses by it
  • The last episode to use the season four intro, as the first three episodes also used it so as to avoid giving away the new room (featuring D.J. typing at her computer)
  • Danny's remark to D.J. of "invading Normandy" is a reference to the World War II event known as D-Day
  • Starting with this episode, Stephanie takes D.J.'s old bed, while Michelle's pencil bed is put in place of Stephanie's old bed (though it is unknown what became of it)


D.J.: This bad kisser thing could ruin my social life forever. Just how far has this rumor gone?
Kimmy: Hard to say. I heard it from my Algebra teacher.

D.J.: Kimmy, we need a plan. We have to get people to stop saying I’m a bad kisser.
Kimmy: I’ve got it. Just make out with every guy in school until they change their minds.

[Back at the house with Danny looking at a photo of D.J. when she was younger...]
D.J.: [walking in] Hi Dad.
Danny: Hi Deej. Was, uh, everything all right at the mall?
D.J.: Yeah, fine.
Danny: Uh, Deej, don't you think we should talk?
D.J.: Okay, so how did you bowl?
Danny: No, not about that. I mean, what's going on with you. I know you're having some kind of problem.
D.J.: Dad, give me a break; it's no big deal.
Danny: Hey, since when's a mega-crisis nothing?
D.J.: Mega-crisis?! Where did you get that?
Danny: Oh, I, uh, don't know. It just kind of popped into my head just now.
D.J.: You mean, you just popped into my sock drawer and went through my personal property. How could you do that?!
Danny: Deej, it was an accident. I was putting away your laundry.
DJ.: It's not Monday. You were spying on me, and you know it.
Danny: What was I supposed to do? You wouldn't even talk to me.
D.J. : Maybe, it was none of your business. What's next, are you going to bug my phone?! [she runs upstairs]
Danny: [following her] Hey, I don't like that tone, young lady!
D.J.: Well, I don't like you invading my privacy.
Danny: I'm your father; I'll invade Normandy if I want to.
D.J.: Look, just stay out of my sock drawer and stay out of my life.
Danny: You get back here right now D.J.
D.J.: I can't wait to get out of this house.
Danny: Hold it right there. I'm not through talking to you.
D.J.: Well, I'm through listening.

[Later, in D.J.'s new room...]
D.J.: [when Danny comes in her room without knocking] You see? You don’t even knock! You have no respect for my personal space.
Danny: Don’t you dare tell me about respect! You’re yellin’ and slammin’ doors. What happened to my sweet little girl?
D.J.: Don’t you get it?! I’m not your little girl anymore!
Danny: Oh. OK.
D.J.: I’m sorry.
Danny: I’m sorry, too.
D.J.: Dad, I don’t mean to hurt your feelings. I just mean that I’m growing up. I don’t need to come to you with every single little problem.
Danny: Why not? You used to tell me everything.
D.J.: That’s when I was a kid. When you were my age, did you tell your parents everything?
Danny: No. They were old. [sees D.J.’s look] They were... my age.
D.J.: Look, Dad, if there’s some serious problem that I can’t handle, I’m gonna come to you, just like I always did.
Danny: And I’ll be here for you, Deej.
D.J.: I know you will, Dad. I love you.
Danny: I love you too. [they hug] I’m sorry. I should’ve never read that card. Besides, switching laundry day threw off my whole cleaning schedule.

D.J.: So you really want to know about my mega crisis?
Danny: Hey, I don’t wanna pry. I’m dying to know. (sits down on a footstool while D.J. is sitting on her new bed]
D.J.: Well, see, I got this rep as the worst kisser in the school.
Danny: Oh, thank God. [sighs in relief]
D.J.: Dad, that is not a good thing!
Danny: [realizes that she’s right] Oh, right – that’s bad, right.
D.J.: See, I never even kissed this guy, but he started spreading this ugly rumor. So Kimmy and I tracked him down at the mall. Kimmy got him in a headlock, and I threatened him with a squirt bottle of mustard until he told everybody the truth.
Danny: [laughs a little] Well, he did the right thing. You know, those stubborn mustard stains are murder to get out.

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