|Super Bowl Fun Day|
|Season 8, episode 14|
|Air date||January 25, 1995|
|Writer(s)||Jamie Tatham & Chuck Tatham|
|Next||My Left and Right Foot|
In the living room, Stephanie babysits Nicky and Alex and helps them make a collage of all the animals they saw at the zoo today, starting with camels, elephants, and bears. When Nicky says they saw hot dogs, Stephanie clarifies that she meant animals they "didn't put mustard on" and also didn't put in their mouths. D.J. comes in and notices, and asks them to clean up because of an upcoming interview (see below). Stephanie can only remark, "First scholarship through Cranky State, she's a lock!" The boys reply, "Maybe she needs to nap", as we cut to the opening credits.
On Super Bowl Sunday, Jesse and Joey have promised to take Michelle and her friends to a science museum, but Joey comes up with a way to get him and Jesse out of it so they can watch the Super Bowl. Later, at home, Michelle helps Joey realize that he was selfish to break the promise that he and Jesse had made to her and her friends.
Meanwhile, D.J. has an interview with Norma Bedrosian, of the scholarship foundation, and this could help pay D.J.'s way through college. It turns out that Norma is a football fan who wants to see the Super Bowl.
Also, Danny and Becky are hosting the Super Bowl pre-game show in Miami.
Guy: Oh, look at that one!
Weeb: Hey, check out the babe on the pregame show.
Jesse: Hey, that's no babe. That's my wife.
Weeb: Hey, look! It's that clown again. (They all laugh)
Stephanie: That's no clown. That's my dad.
Weeb: That joker's your dad?
Stephanie: Okay, boys, let's go upstairs.
Alex: That was your dad.
Stephanie: Shh! That was also your mom.
D.J.: Would you excuse me for just one second? (she turns to the guys who are in the living room, yelling) Shut up! (They all quiet down upon hearing her)
Kimmy: Deej, there you are. Why didn't you tell me you were having a wild party?
Norma: Let's cut to the chase, Miss Tanner. Your grades are excellent. Your essay was superlative. You got the scholarship!
D.J. Mrs. Bedrosian, thank you!
Norma: I'm sure you'll make us all very proud, dear. Now, to the game!
[as she and Norma approach the living room, Norma grabs a bag of chips]
Norma: Nacho cheese! Ya gotta love it! [barges into the living room] Any room in here for another football fan?
Weeb and his gang: Norma!
Norma: What are you guys doing here? Why aren't you at Weeb's?
Weeb: All because of Beavis and Butt-Head here.
Jesse: Hey, don't blame Beavis. This is all Butt-Head's fault.
[Joey nervously laughs like Butt-Head]
Joey: Come on. It didn't work out so bad. It's a great game and everyone's having fun.
Joey: Boy, that sounded like a big play.
Michelle: Well, so is the Super Bowl. What are we waiting for?
Joey: Let's go! Come on! It's the Super Bowl!
- The only appearance of Weeb's Sports Grill
- Full House takes place in San Francisco, and this episode aired just a few days before the San Francisco 49ers beat the San Diego Chargers in Super Bowl XXIX with a score of 49-26
- Danny and Becky have minor roles