|Season 3, episode 1|
|Air date||September 22, 1989|
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Danny takes the Tanners and his co-host Rebecca Donaldson to Hawaii in honor of their two-year anniversary since becoming a family. Once there, however, Danny takes charge, being his usual controlling self, and marking all the families' activities together on what he calls a "Clipboard of Fun".
Among the various activities they do, he and the family decide to take an off-site trip to the Hawaiian island of Pua for a picnic and a Polynesian show. They stop for a rest on a (seemingly) deserted island, where Danny realizes he did not tie up the boat correctly, and (for now) the family is stranded.
Both Danny and Jesse try to go after the boat, but they realize that the water is just too fast and too strong for them, so they just run back to shore and literally go at each other's throats until they calm down. Then Joey suggests that if they were on Gilligan's Island, "the Professor would've made a radio out of coconuts". Jesse tells his friend that there's no time for jokes, and that the situation they're in is pretty serious and they can blame Danny. Joey says they have the rest of their lives to do that; as of right now, they need to keep things simple so he doesn't get scared and nor do the girls. Stephanie says if they believe in the Menehunes (as Becky showed her a sign of along the way), they'll come and help them and they'll live "happily ever after." D.J. just pets her sister and says, "7-year-olds. Aren't they adorable?" Just as those words leave her mouth, the "Clipboard of Fun" floats over to them, but the minute Joey picks it up, Jesse snatches it out of his hand and throws it back into the water where it belongs.
The girls are also having their own troubles. When D.J. goes fishing, the only catch of the day she gets is the "Clipboard of Fun", which she tosses back into the water, hoping that it's shark bait, because she and everyone else wants to have their own fun. Stephanie, on the other hand, thinks she has found a Menehune, and believes that they're saved. D.J., however, remarks that she and Mr. Bear "have been in the sun too long". As the "end-of-episode" inspirational music plays in the middle, rather than at the end or towards, D.J. assures her sister they'll be just fine and the grown-ups have everything under control.
Meanwhile, Joey thinks he is seeing an attractive hula girl, and Jesse and Rebecca have an argument about Elvis Presley (Jesse's music idol), while Joey and Danny argue over whose fault it really is when the boat drifted away. And while Stephanie assures D.J. that they've got everything under control, they don't. Finally tired and having had enough of all the fighting, and realizing the rising tensions are going to hurt her feelings as well as Stephanie's and Michelle's (and thus, not get the family anywhere as a result), D.J. picks up a conch/shell near her feet, puts it in her mouth, and blows into it really hard to get their attention and to get them to stop their bickering, namely to remind them that the point of the trip is to show they're a family and that they're all in this together and they're lucky to have each other. She says that they need to work together as a team they can build a "Potato Chip Crumb Island" and make it a "totally rad place to hang".
At the end, Danny realizes she's right, and is proud of her for finally getting them back on the right track. Everyone sets aside their differences and builds a hut to stay in until they are found (with Becky remarking to Jesse that they can call it "Grassland"). Stephanie, who keeps believing she sees Menehunes, finally proves it by taking the others to where the inhabitants of the island are at a Polynesian show on the other side of the island. It turns out that they were on Pua after all, just the wrong side of it.
They end up dancing with everyone on stage. Joey again sees the hula girl and they begin to dance together. At the end, Rebecca speaks to the music director, and apparently asks him to play a certain song that Jesse can lead the singing on.
Danny: Okay. Joey had his turn for fun. Now I've scheduled us to study the history and culture of Hawaii.
Jesse: Where you takin' us? The Don Ho museum?
Jesse: Ahoy maties. Your skipper's been sailing all morning to a potato chip crumb.
Jesse: [quietly] First thing I like to say is... [lets his anger out as he snatches the clipboard] I hate this "Clipboard of Fun!! [tosses it into the sea] How... can a person... lose... a boat?!
Danny: It's not my fault. The rope must've slipped off the rope thingy.
Jesse: The "rope thingy"? Skipper! We're stuck! What're we gonna do?!
Joey: Well, if we were on "Gilligan's Island", the Professor would make a radio out of coconuts.
Jesse: Joey, this is no time for comedy. It's time to blame Danny.
Joey: Relax, Jesse. We have the rest of our lives to blame Danny. Right now, we need to keep things light and easy so the girls don't get scared. So I don't get scared.
D.J.: Are we in really big trouble?
Danny, Jesse, and Joey: No.
Stephanie: If we believe in the Menehunes, they will come and help us, and then we'll live happily ever after.
D.J.: 7-year-olds. Aren't they adorable?
Stephanie: Don't ever pet me.
Becky: Well, we better start looking for food, shelter, water and some Krazy Glue because I know I'm gonna break a nail.
[Just then, the "Clipboard of Fun" floats towards them.]
Joey: Hey, what the heck is this? [picks up the clipboard] The clipboard comes back, but the boat keeps going.
[Jesse tosses the clipboard back into the water.]
Jesse: Come on. Let's go to work. We got a lot to do, you guys. Come on, let's go.
Danny: I hate to say it, Michelle, but the old skipper really goofed up big time.
Michelle: It's okay, skipper.
Danny: Thanks, little buddy.
Stephanie: Look, Mr. Bear, orange things. You taste them first. [she sees what she thinks she sees, and runs screaming] Menehune! Menehune! [runs back towards her sister who is just hoping for a good catch of the day] D.J., D.J.!
D.J.: Wait a minute. I caught a..."Clipboard of Fun". [she tosses it back into the water]
'Stephanie: D.J., come here. I saw, we screamed, I need to catch my breath. [once she calms down from her long jog back] Okay, I'm ready. We're saved! I saw a Menehune! I do believe, I do believe.
D.J.: I do believe you've been in the sun way too long.
Stephanie: How rude. It wasn't just me. Mr. Bear saw him too.
D.J.: Steph, your only witness has buttons for eyeballs. Trust me, there are no Menehunes.
Stephanie: Well, if that's true, then what's gonna happen to us? ["End-of-episode" inspirational music plays] We have no house or bed or phone. We can't even call out for pizza. We're doomed.
D.J.: We're not doomed. Dad, Uncle Jesse and Joey would never let anything happen to us. They have everything under control.
Stephanie: Are you sure?
D.J.: I'm sure. There's nothing to worry about.
Stephanie: Thanks, Deej.
[Meanwhile, Danny is digging in the ground, hoping that the sound is loud enough so that they can be heard.]
Joey: Danny, what are you doing?
Danny: This island is a pigsty.
[Suddenly, Michelle spots something.]
Michelle: Daddy, the plane, the plane.
Danny: The plane!
Joey: The plane!
[They wave their arms and try to scream loud enough so that they can be heard.]
Everyone: Help! Help! Right here! Help! [But apparently, they didn't scream loud enough, so the planes fly right past.]
Jesse: They can't hear us.
Joey: They're gone. We're gonna be stranded on this island forever.
[And now, let the blame and finger-pointing games begin...]
Danny: Oh, and I suppose that's my fault? Don't answer that.
Jesse: I'll answer it. Of course it's your fault. I say we leave you and start our own tribe.
Becky: What's it gonna be? A tribe of Elvis impersonators?
Jesse: That's funny.
Becky: All you talk about is Elvis.
Jesse: Enough with the Elvis stuff.
Becky: Elvis this, Elvis that.
Danny: It's not my fault.
Joey: It's your fault.
[All 3 girls can only watch as the bickering gets out of control.]
Stephanie: D.J., I thought you said they had everything under control.
[All 4 adults continue to argue. D.J., realizing that they don't have everything under control just yet, picks up a white conch/shell near her feet, puts it in her mouth, and blows into it really hard to get everyone's attention, at which point the arguing finally comes to a stop.]
D.J.: Stop fighting. We're all in this together. The whole reason for this trip was to celebrate being a family. We're lucky to have each other. I bet if we start working together as a team we can make Potato Chip Crumb Island a totally rad place to hang. Thank you.
Michelle: You're welcome.
Danny: I'm very proud of you, Deej.
Joey: Come on, let's do it, guys.
Jesse: All right, fellas, let's do it. I say, the heck with Elvis. Let's build a hut, everybody, all right?
Becky: And we can call it Grassland.
Stephanie: Thanks for saying that, D.J. Michelle was looking a little worried.
Michelle: Not me.
Stephanie: Come on, let's go. Let's go build a hut.
- The episode title is a take on the classic TV show Gilligan's Island, which Joey references
- The second time any of the characters get stuck someplace (the first is "Our Very First Christmas Show")
- Becky's "Grassland" was a pun on Elvis Presley's hometown of Graceland, with "grass" being used to represent the fact that most of Hawaii is covered with grass
- The song that Jesse sings at the end is Elvis' "Rock-A-Hula Baby", a featured song in the 1961 movie Blue Hawaii (It was recorded two years before John Stamos was born)
- When Jesse asks Danny if they are taking the family to the "Don Ho Museum", it is in reference to the famous Hawaiian singer Don Ho, known for the song "Tiny Bubbles"
- Starting with this episode, the show leads off ABC's new TGIF block (see Season 3#Time change for more info)
- The first episode to feature the new teaser graphics, namely the title shot of the Golden Gate Bridge, as the logo in yellow, flies out to the left
- The Hawaiian music played during the "Promotional consideration" plugs (see below) carries over to the credits, with no change in imagery
Northwest Airlines provided transportation for the cast and crew, and accommodations and locations were provided by the Turtle Bay Hilton and Country Club.