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The Greatest Birthday on Earth
Season 3, episode 10
The greatest birthday on earth
Air date December 1, 1989
Writer(s) Jeff Franklin
Director Bill Foster
Previous Dr. Dare Rides Again
Next Aftershocks

The Greatest Birthday on Earth is episode ten in season three of Full House. It originally aired on December 1, 1989.

Opening Teaser

Upstairs in D.J. and Stephanie's room, D.J. and Michelle are playing with the cassette player with microphone. D.J. wants to record Michelle on tape for their grandmother to hear, so they start with a greeting. Michelle then asks where their grandmother is, and D.J. says that she is at home. So, they decide to add in the two of them singing "Itsy Bitsy Spider."

Summary

It is Michelle's third birthday, and the guys have decided to throw a circus-themed birthday party for her, complete with clowns and other things seen in circuses. Before the party, Danny complains about a problem with his car, and Jesse agrees to fix it.

Upstairs in their room, D.J. and Stephanie are planning what they want to be for the party. D.J. decides to be a lion tamer, and uses Comet as her "subject"; however, during a practice run, he is not as mean, tough, and ferocious as she wants him to be, as he licks her all the time. Stephanie, on the other hand, wants to be a juggler, though D.J. asks her if she knows anything about juggling. Stephanie tries to demonstrate, using three tennis balls (like any juggler), but it turns out to be an epic fail. She says, "all you have to do is throw three tennis balls into the air and keep them there", forgetting that you have to catch them and alternate between tossing and catching them. Tossing (no pun intended) that idea out the window, she decides to be D.J.'s assistant. She again tries her juggling downstairs in the kitchen, but fails again.

Jesse is unable to fix Danny's car, so he takes Stephanie and Michelle to a gas station with him to have it fixed. After it's done so, they decide to use the restroom before they leave. However, during that time, Elmer, the mechanic, locks the station up, not knowing that they are still inside.

Michelle's friends arrive at the house, and clowns Danny and Joey, and lion tamer D.J. and her "subject" Comet all try to keep them busy in hopes that Jesse, Stephanie, and Michelle will be home soon. To impress the guests, D.J. improvises on how to get Comet to jump through the hoop, like any lion, but she just carries him through, pretending he jumped right through it.

At the gas station, Jesse does some clever improvising, and he and Stephanie throw a makeshift "circus" party for Michelle within the grimy garage, even though he has always hated clowns. And even better, he and Stephanie put on a puppet show, and even show off their juggling talents, despite Stephanie's difficulty. When Elmer returns three hours later, he is surprised that he locked them inside, and lets them out.

By this time, Michelle's friends have gone home, but she is still satisfied with the party that Jesse and Stephanie gave her at the station. However, they saved her a special surprise from the real party, and it is out in the backyard—an elephant. And despite wanting to keep it, they tell her that it is only to ride, and she does just that (as the audience applauds and the EP credits appear).

Trivia

  • The episode title is a take on "The Greatest Show on Earth," the moniker for Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus (1871 – May 2017)
  • When Elmer asks "What the H-E-double hockey sticks is going on in here?", "double hockey sticks" means two Ls, and the phrase is a more family-friendly way of saying the word that is considered a curse word

Quotes

Michelle: [smiles upon noticing her birthday cake for the first time] My birthday cake. [She takes a piece and eats it, while Danny, Joey and Jesse laugh a little]
Danny: OK, that’s it. [He reaches over and closes the box with the cake in it] She’s gone birthday bananas.


Elmer: Well, I’m goin’ home to siesta.
Jesse: All right. Well, have a nice nap.
Elmer: No, I’m goin’ home to see Esther – my wife. [he and Jesse laugh] Gets ’em every time!


Stephanie: [after failing to juggle] I hate gravity!
Jesse: Steph, don’t worry about it. It’s a party for 3-year-olds. You’ll be lucky if they’re even looking at you. Let’s go take a nice drive, okay? [turns to Michelle] It’s gonna be so much fun. But Michelle can’t go because she’s not 3 years old yet.
Michelle: I’m 3 years old.
Jesse: Then you get to go.
Michelle: Yay!
Jesse: Yay!
Danny: Jess, are you just being this nice to get out of blowing up more balloons?
Jesse: Absolutely. Chao, babe.


Michelle: Where’s my circus party?
Stephanie: Don’t worry. Uncle Jesse is coming up with a plan right now to get us out of here. [She turns to Jesse) Well?
Jesse: Well, my plan is to wait here until Goober lets us out.
Stephanie: I was wrong. There is no plan.
Michelle: I want my circus party.
Jesse: Michelle, I’m sorry. I know it's your birthday, pal. But I don’t know what to do. We’re stuck in here. I’ll tell you what. You want a circus party? I'll give you the best darn circus party in the history of circus parties. How’s that?
Michelle: Oh, boy!


Danny: Joey, what is an elephant doing in my living room?
Joey: Surprise, Cleano! [the elephant catches Joey's underwear with his trunk]
Joey: The surprise is on Joey. She got my underwear!


Danny: I got a great cake.
Joey: Did ya get the triple chocolate with pink frosting in the shape of a clown's face with a big cherry-red nose? Did ya, did ya, DID YA?
Danny: Yes, Joey. Look at this. [He shows Joey the cake]
Joey: Yes!


Danny: Jesse, I have just one word for you: HOW?!


Elmer: What the H-E-double-hockey sticks is going on in here?!
Jesse: Elmer! Don’t you check a bathroom before you lock up? What’s the matter with you?!
Elmer: What’s the matter with me? You’re the one with a funnel on your head.

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