|The Trouble with Danny|
|Season 5, episode 22|
|Air date||March 17, 1992|
|Writer(s)||Ellen Guylas & David Pollock|
|Previous||Yours, Mine and Ours|
|Next||Five's a Crowd|
Spring cleaning is one of Danny's favorite times of the year, but this year he is overdoing it worse than ever. Everyone, except for Michelle and Danny, gathers in D.J.'s bedroom for a meeting about this, and some hurtful things are said about Danny. What they do not know is that Danny is in D.J.'s closet installing shelf paper, and overhears the whole meeting.
In order to make the family happy, Danny tries to be as sloppy as he can, but then slips up and mentions something that he heard Joey say during the meeting, and Danny is forced to admit that he was in the closet at the time of the meeting. This causes him, without the family's knowledge, to pack up and head for the mountains, where he meets and rides a donkey named Norman, with whom he communicates about his family's hatred of the annual spring-cleaning ritual.
When he returns, the family apologizes for hurting Danny, and he admits that he needs to find a balance between clean and dirty instead of going too far in either direction, and so does Michelle.
- In the scene where Danny is on the hill thinking about his life while riding Norman, he mentions his mom (last appearing in season 3's "Granny Tanny"), who apparently is revealed to have been a total neat freak (whom Danny takes after).
- This is the only episode in which Michelle acts completely like a neat-freak.
- This is the last time Danny is seen as a neat-freak.
- This is the second episode to have Danny's "Christmas" (spring cleaning); the first was in season 2's Goodbye, Mr. Bear.
Kimmy: What's wrong with you people? How can you get this house any cleaner? It's already the cleanest house in America.
Jesse: For the first time, Gibbler actually is makin' some sense.
Kimmy: Had to happen sometime.
Danny: What an eye opener. (to Norman the donkey) You should've been in that closet with me. The people I love most in the world think I'm nothin' but a compulsive, neurotic, ramblin' jackass. No offense. (Norman makes a certain movement, which means "None taken, Danny.") How did I get so messed up? Guess it goes back to my mom. On my fifth birthday, she gave me my own set of vacuum cleaner attachments. She used to call me her special helper. Oh, my God - that's exactly what I'm doin' to Michelle. She's probably gonna grow up and write one of those tell-all books, "Daddy Cleanest." I gotta make some changes in my life.
Danny: You know, maybe I went too far the other way. I got to find a balance between Captain Clean and Sergeant Sludge.
Stephanie: And could you help Michelle find a balance? Today, she made my bed - and I was still in it.