|Season 7, episode 4|
|Air date||October 5, 1993|
Three-year-old Nicky and Alex are having behavior problems that are adversely affecting the lives of those who love them, and it gets out of hand when Becky and Jesse can't bring themselves to discipline them.
It all starts when they have a squirt gun battle, especially after when Danny and Vicky show up, as well as Joey. When Becky and Jesse tell them that playtime's over, they don't listen. Joey and Danny both confirm the fears in this episode: They're out of control. However, it seems that neither Becky nor Jesse knows the meaning of the term "out of control", although Becky thinks that she is the better disciplinarian, because she is harder on the twins than Jesse. Danny notes the obvious: Kids need limits. And while Jesse and Becky say they do set limits, Danny thinks otherwise.
Next, when they play "hide-and-(go)-seek" in D.J.'s room (with Jesse as the "seeker"), the boys go over to hide in Stephanie and Michelle's room. But when Michelle comes into the room, she sees them destroying her science project, which was a model of the Solar System.
She alerts all the grownups to this debacle, and while Danny and Joey assure her that it was an accident and that the boys did not realize they did anything wrong, an angry Michelle lets on that Jesse and Becky should start making Nicky and Alex behave, so they make the boys apologize. But unfortunately, for Michelle, their apologies are not legit. Danny assures her that she is a "big person" on the inside. By that, he means generous; and he even allows her to demonstrate that with a hug to Jesse and Becky. So with that aside, he asks her to put the "Sun" (a grapefruit) in the juicer. Jesse decides to help Michelle fix her science project, but first helps fish Joey's watch out after the boys flush it down the toilet (see Quotes). But the problems don't stop there.
After they misbehave at dinner (see Quotes), that really is the last straw. Jesse decides the time for Get Out of Jail Free cards is over and takes the twins to their bedroom for their first punishment – a time-out. In addition, per Becky: "No dessert". Jesse feels guilty when the twins call him "Mean Daddy". That is one thing that Jesse does not ever want to be. Becky assures him that the twins obviously did not realize that what they said would be hurtful, nor did they realize that when they told Michelle that they were not truly sorry for what they did, that it would hurt her feelings even more.
Meanwhile, Vicky decides to cook dinner for the family for the first time, and she makes spaghetti with pesto sauce and goat cheese pizza for everyone, including D.J., Kimmy, and Steve. Danny, who fears that the girls are too finicky to like Vicky's cooking, bribes Stephanie and Michelle into giving Vicky compliments at the dinner table instead of complaints; he decides on a $2 raise in their allowance, however they decide on a $5 raise, and he grants them their wish, reminding them that they're going to pay him back when they're 30, as he can't believe what he just did. However, the girls reveal that they really like the new dish, so it seems their wish worked after all. Danny apologizes to Vicky, telling her that he knew how finicky the girls could be and that he did not want them to hurt her feelings before admitting that he should have had a little faith in her and her goat cheese. Vicky agrees with Danny about that and tells him that since he did what he did out of caring, she will forgive him—right after he does the dishes.
For dessert, everyone gets vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup, and even the twins get them since they have behaved. What Becky doesn't know is that Jesse sneaked the ice cream upstairs, and confronts him about it in their room. While she mentions that at least she didn't hear "Mean Mommy", Jesse still thinks about why dads have to be harder than moms when it comes to discipline.
That night, Jesse and Becky continue to talk about how disciplinary they should be. Jesse adds that when he disciplined the boys, he acted like his dad, Nick. Becky understands how he butted heads with Nick, as well as with Danny, but then he realizes that he does have to be hard sometimes, just that he does not want to be too hard like Nick or Danny, and Becky assures him that he does not have to; he just has to be hard, no more and no less. The twins are released from their time-out, get their ice cream, and then prepare for bath time and bedtime.
And to make the point clear, Jesse and Becky decide that the twins will sleep in their race car beds tonight – no big bed. The twins finally accept their fate and get hugs from their parents as a result, and it is a happy ending indeed.
[Stephanie and Michelle enter the kitchen through the back door, as Stephanie carries Michelle's school science fair project.]
Michelle: OK, a little to the left. [Stephanie complies.] OK, a little to the right. [Again, Stephanie complies.] Easy, easy. [They finally get it on the table, revealed to be a model of the solar system.]
Stephanie: Michelle, next time you make a diorama, put a window in it [so she can see where she is going as she carries it].
[Nicky and Alex are in Stephanie and Michelle's room, ripping apart Michelle's science project.]
Michelle: [her mouth wide open upon entering] Stop it! Stop it! Daddy! My planets! Oh no! Why'd you guys have to do this?! I worked so hard on it.
Jesse: [upon hearing this...] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What's all the mayhem? Nicky, Alex, what did you guys do?
[The other grown-ups come in.]
Becky: What happened?
Danny: What's going on?
Michelle: Daddy, Nicky and Alex wrecked my solar system. Look, it's leaking sun juice [showing the leaking grapefruit]!
Danny: Oh sweetheart, that's terrible. But I'm sure it was just an accident.
Becky: Michelle, we are so sorry.
Joey: Michelle, Nicky and Alex probably don't even realize they did anything wrong.
Michelle: But I told them to stop. Why didn't they listen?
Danny: Well, Michelle, children have to be taught to listen.
Michelle: Who's supposed to teach them?
Danny: In many cases, it's the people who are responsible for their growth and well-being.
Michelle: Who's that?
Danny: Well, in most cultures, that'd be, uh... their parents.
Michelle: [sarcastically looking at her aunt and uncle] Way to go.
[After Jesse and Becky talk to the twins (upon returning from the break)...]
Jesse: Michelle, now, I'm sure Nicky and Alex feel really bad. Alright boys, now you tell your cousin that you're sorry.
Alex: I'm sorry, Michelle.
Michelle: Are you really sorry?
[Joey has taken the twins out of the room, leaving the other grown-ups to talk about just how "out of control" they really are.]
Jesse: Oh, come on, Danny. They're not out of control, they're--Alright, maybe they're a little bit--what's the word I'm looking for?
Jesse: Feisty's a good one, and they'll give you a little--[snaps his fingers to come up with the right word]
Jesse: Rambunctious, right. But there's no way my kids are out of control. I mean...
Joey: [off-screen audio from the bathroom] Nicky! Alex! My watch! [Flushing sound]
Becky: Jess, they're out of control.
Jesse: I'm not trying to be mean, it's just, uh, you kinda backed me in a corner down there in front of everybody with that pasta incident. I mean, uh, you don't want your old man looking like a weenie, do you?
Jesse: No jokes. Sit down. Put the chair down, and sit down. Look, we're all on the same team here, let's just do this time-out thing and get it over with.
[Nicky and Alex give Bronx cheers (raspberries).]
Jesse: Okay, now you've gone too far. I'm trying to be a good guy. Nicky, Alex, you keep those little butts in those chairs and you do not move a muscle until I say it's okay. Do you understand me?
Alex: Mean Daddy.
Nicky: Mean Daddy.
Jesse: Mean Daddy?
Alex: Mean Daddy.
The plotline for this episode is similar to that of "Crimes and Michelle's Demeanor" (season 4) and "Our Very First Night" (season 1); the latter of which is the first time Danny reminds Jesse that "Kids need limits".
The opening teaser cue used in this episode is one used in seasons 2–5.